They don’t just run late, they arrive with flair, fashionably behind schedule like it’s a trademark move. Being legendarily late isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature. They waltz in 20 minutes after the start time with a coffee in one hand, a story in the other, and somehow steals the spotlight without even trying. Clocks may tick, but they move to the rhythm of their own cosmic timeline. Reliable in character, unpredictable in punctuality...their entrances are always worth the wait.
